What even am I?

So, like, hello.

I have no idea how to fill this out without it being a biography or making me sound like an utter douche.

Give me white wine and I will BE YOUR FRIEND FOREVER.

Horrible Historians lurking

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· 27/1/12 · 135559 · Reblog

justadeadtree:

lolsofunny:

fighthisfeeling:

the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better

I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK

The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.

afo;iefjweo;ifjakls;dj THIS GIRL IS MY HERO

OH MY DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T THIS WHLEELW, VIOEKFFRNSEJGREHGJRFJBGFD

I almost died of laughter

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

“Aww Shit”! 

I CAN’T BREATHE

bahahahahahahaha.

This is exactly the right mixture of HILARIOUS and A TINY BIT TERRIFYING. I may have actually snorted when I first saw it.

(Source: br0mosapien, via wasavicioushiighwayman)

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